Pass the Phone
Description
A group of individuals are playing a 'passing the phone' game, where each person introduces the next person they are passing the phone to with a descriptive or humorous comment. The relationships between some speakers are explicitly stated (e.g., 'dad's girlfriend', 'Diplo's mom'), while others are implied as acquaintances or friends.
Script
Original:
I'm passing the phone to the shortest person I know. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. I'm passing the phone to the most amazing person that I know. I'm passing the phone to somebody who's gonna be scared to touch it. I, I don't wanna touch this phone. I'm passing the phone to the person here with the best head of hair.
Translated:
I'm passing the phone to the shortest person I know. Phone. Phone. I'm passing it to the most amazing person I know. I'm passing the phone to somebody who is really gonna be scared to touch it. I, I don't wanna touch this phone. I'm passing the phone to the person here with the best head of hair.