Married man's evasion skills
Description
The speaker is giving advice to an unseen individual who has developed a crush on a veterinarian. He is explaining the vet's professional demeanor and the implications of confessing feelings.
Script
Original:
For a few months now, I've had a crush on the vet at the animal hospital I've been going to for a year and a half. This is fun. This is fun. She said, "I've started to develop a crush on him because of how genuinely he adores my dog, and how kind and gentle he is." Oh, my, my, my. But you can't fall for that. To all the pet owners who visit animal hospitals! Veterinarians are genuinely kind and caring towards all dogs and all cats. The vet has no interest in the pet owner, but she mentioned he was kind and gentle.
Translated:
Selama beberapa bulan ini, aku naksir dokter hewan di rumah sakit hewan yang sudah kudatangi selama satu setengah tahun. Ini seru. Ini seru. Dia bilang, "Aku mulai naksir dia karena caranya yang tulus menyayangi anjingku, dan betapa baik dan lembutnya dia." Aduh, aduh, aduh. Tapi jangan tertipu. Untuk semua pemilik hewan peliharaan yang datang ke rumah sakit hewan! Dokter hewan itu sangat baik dan peduli pada semua anjing dan semua kucing. Vet tidak tertarik pada pemilik hewan, tapi dia bilang vet itu baik dan lembut.